We had joy, we had fun
We had Seasons in the Sun
But the Wine and the Song
Like the Seasons are all Gone.
Here in Nelson I have re-written the chorus lyrics (with sincere apologies)
We had Snow, We had Rain
Folks were skiing in our lane
Now the skies are all gray
Just another Kootenay day.
Crocuses are in Bloom
Daffodils will be here soon
Got my bike on the road
Hope that house will soon be SOLD!
The efforts in Nelson are a fine example of what can happen when a community comes together around a project. Other communities are not as fortunate.
This was the Paramount Theatre, which, until recently was a fixture in downtown Chilliwack. Many other community theatres have met a similar fate.
Do You Know A Buyer For This Home?
A well maintained home in the Uphill area of Nelson, with a marvelous view of the Kootenay River Valley. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, a double garage, and the possibility of a suite in the partly finished basement. Additional details on the web-site. $475,000
There seems to be plenty of activity in the Nelson real estate market at this time. It's almost like there was a switch turned on about a month ago. It's too early to say that this is a trend, but we are hopeful. I'll have the first quarter statistics available next month. For additional real estate related news, please check out my Business Blog
Happy Pi Day!
Number nerds everywhere celebrate Pi Day by eating pie and
reciting the mathematical constant that runs to an infinite number of
decimal places.
Pi Day Jokes 2013
Mathematicians even tell Pi Jokes on Pi Day. As you can see
from the Pi jokes below, lovers of Pi may be better at math than humor:
Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon Pi.
Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
Well, the stock market seems to be doing reasonably well the past few months, so perhaps now is a good time to share a little investment humour:
Investments
STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.
BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.
BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions.
Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".
BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
BULL: What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
MARGIN: Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.
SHORT POSITION: A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir?
Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").
COMMISSION: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.
YAK: What you do into a pail when you discover your stocks have plunged and your broker is making a margin call.
Being as it's St. Patrick's Day on Sunday, I thought I would end with an Irish Blessing.
Lorne




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